today in biology this boy said to me “did you know I’m a professional chess player?” and I just looked at him and he said “because I’m making a move on you” omfg
today i received “do you live in stable because you’re so rideable” make him stop
oh and let’s not forget when he started drumming on the desk with pencils then looked at me and said “i’m good at banging” like whAT WHY
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
(via nikkiiperezz)

i hate when you have the best reaction photo saved but you cant find the right post to use it on
(Source: vulgar-grandma)
